Na početku, moram reći da mi je jako drago da je u hrvtaskom internetskom svemiru zaživio blog posvećen metal glazbi.
Čestitam ekipi, koja je došla na takvu ideju i imala je snage isfurati!
Dizajn me zaista oduševio, fenomenalno! Sigurna sam da venama dizajnera teče metal oduvijek! Naravno, svjesna sam i zahtijevnog i odlično odrađenog posla programera! Imala bi i jedno pitanje za njih…da li postoji ideja da danas - sutra realiziraju i neki metal - portal?

Moj prvi susreti s metalom su se dogodili u osnovnoj školi, kada smo prije prvog sata dolazili kod Kristine L., koja je uvijek prva nabavljala ploče od Iron Maiden, Metallice, itd.
Dobra stara vremena!

No, pravo konzumiranje metal glazbe sam doživjela kada sam upoznala svog sadašnjeg dečka (ljubavi hvala, najbolji si za mene). Polako sam otkrivala nekomercijalne metal bendove, koji zbog nedostatka para za ulaganje u marketing ostaju u drugom planu, a tako su dobri. Kao i uvijek sve se vrti oko politike i para! No, zahvaljujući takvim ljudima koji ne odustaju i ne prodaju se lako pomiču se granice naše zbilje…

Dok ovo pišem slušam novi album Tool-a ”10,000 Days”. Sviđa mi se, pjesme na albumu nisu sve u istom ritmu, kao na, npr, ”Lateralusu” koji mi je fenomenalan!
Ipak zajedno tvore skladnu i vrijednu slušanja cjelinu.
Poslušajte…
Toliko od mene za prvi post…pozdrav!

Definicije vrsta metala sa likovima - protagonist [najčešće vitez], zmaj i princeza xD:

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks
some beers and f**ks the princess

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color

TRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
f**ks her……. easy and quick

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f**ks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves…

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle…..then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her…..then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, f**ks the princess and kills her….then he f**ks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f**ks
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f**ks it for the
last time

INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gesture towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide….the dragon eats his body and the princess as well

SPEED METAL:
The Dragon and the Princess are wondering why they suddenly feel so deflowered.
In the distance they see a dustcloud of the protagonist speeding away.

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to
the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory… the princess escapes,
and is now looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist

Ha,ha,ha… i finci pobjediše. I to uvjerljivo. Stvarno se nisam nadao da bi mogli postići ovakav rezultat ali, eto, vidi se da je sve prezasićeno kojekakvim pjesmicama pa su ljudi “pukli” i glasali za nešto drukčije i to u pravom smislu te rječi. Šta bi bilo da su Slipknot došli… LOL !

U svakom slučaju mislim da je ionako ta Eurovizija postala farsa, a pogotovo glasanje po principu ” daj susjedu “, ali k’o voli nek’ izvoli.

Lordi novi album ” The Arockalypse “

Konacno! Nakon ” manjih ” problema Metalmorfoza je totalno u funkciji! Stranica je mozda ” malo ” teza sto se tice
ucitavanja ( kod dial-up linije ) ali se nadam da to nece biti prepreka…htio sam cool dizajn pa eto… ; )
Za sada samo par rjeci o cemu se radi. Dakle ovo je blog o metal muzici i svoj popratnoj ikonografiji koja se veze uz nju. Zelja mi je stvoriti nekakvu on-line komunu gdje ce se pisati ( razgovarati ) o metalu. Posjetitelji se mogu registrirati ( free naravno, klikom na onaj bedz u desnom gornjem kutu ) i pisati svoje postove ili samo komentirati ako nista drugo…
Pisite o vasim favourite bendovima , objavite misljenje ( vasu recenziju ) o nekom albumu, koncertu ili stilu u metal muzici , itd…bilo sta samo da se vodi kvalitetna spika!.
Inace ja volim skoro sve stilove u metalu tj. mogu poslusati sve sto je kvalitetno, a trenutno se u mom mp3 playeru vrte :

DIABLO - Mimic 47

COMMUNIC - Waves of Visual Decay

EWIGKEIT - Conspiritus

TOOL - 10,000 Days

The GATHERING - Home !

Toliko.